Sarah Helps Him Shoot His Load

Clothespin (minus clothes) Money-Clip

Perfectly practical. Won't fit in your pocket or purse, but easy enough to carry around.

Plus, Abe's never looked so happy.

Hieronymus Bosch Test Tube Flower Vase

So I'm looking at a painting by Hieronymus Bosch the other day, and it got me to thinking. I'd been wondering what kind of piece I could make that would incorporate test tubes, and ol' H. Bosch gave me the answer.

Can you find the figure in the painting that "spoke" to me that day? Look at what is guy in the photos below, then Look here.

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He can set atop a table and hold your flowers, or can hang on a thread just as easily. He's available here for a very good price (for now).

Merkley??? and his book.

So, there's a fellow out in San Francisco who photographs nude women with an interesting flair. He goes by the name of Merkley??? We could hardly have more different styles, but we're fans of each others' work, and if you like this blog, you might like his too.

I just received his self published book, and it is for the lack of a better word, awesome. And awe-inspiring. If you're an adult who wants a beautiful, large, adult, stylish, coffee table book full of nude women, this is the book for you. Go here for a sneak peak. Did I mention that it's beautiful and stylish?

An interview-


Merkley -- Artist, Blogger, Flickr-er from Frederick Van Johnson on Vimeo.

Portrait of a Mouse

I was just going to make the mouse, but the material was there to make the telescope, so I did. What we have in the end is an astronomer mouse. And that's that.

The Traveling Businessman's Friend

She keeps hands from getting dry and chapped in hotels around the world.

Sweet on Each Other

Think about it.

Doing Donuts

And a short time later...

The Old Widow

She lost her husband many years ago.

This is an older image that I just recently found again.

Comparing Apples to Oranges No.2

Reclining Produce

One orange, two lemons, a mango, five bananas, and a peach.

Comparing Apples to Oranges